Usually, Dilbert is very realistic, but never so much as in this!
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that:
"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business
executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on
the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer and scientist knows:
Power = Work/Time
Since:
Knowledge=Power
Time=Money,
then:
Knowledge=Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money=Work/Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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